Monday, October 22, 2001

bill me

Civil liberties are always the first thing to go in a national security crisis.

Friday, October 19, 2001

Anyone who's ever tried to talk with me in a bar will find this familiar. Except that I do it without a soundtrack.

Thursday, October 18, 2001

Okay, I know it's really immature and like, sooo eigth grade, but I can't help myself: Oded Fehr. Oded Fehr. Oded Fehr. Sigh.

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

deep fried love

About a year ago, I went to Japan, in cahoots with the International Date Line to delay turning 30 by a few hours. Everywhere I went, someone was cooking takomaki in a small storefront. I finally caved and tried the roasted octopus balls, and ended up fleeing to a McDonald's. Now there's a takomaki joint in the East Village. Trust me, they're no better on this coast.

Furniture porn

Just like your poor, neglected bichon, your furniture acts up when you leave it home alone too often.