Doggie stylings

It would seem to me that if the dogs are there to "obtain canine carnal knowledge of other furry guests," then wouldn't this be more of a doggie swingers' club than a doggie brothel? Maybe licensing doggie prostitutes is too complicated.

Anonymous Anal Advisor?

To quote Will: Tristan Buttfucking Taormino, bitch! (he loves it when I pretend I'm a "prudish yokel".)

Okay, so I totally missed the reference to Tristan's website in that article (he spelled it wrong anyway). But I still think Doonan's exaggerating the phenom, and I'm not the only one.

Why does Simon Doonan feel the need to share this with us?

A moustache says a lot.

grey matter

The grey menace strikes again.

Roshambo!

My New Rock-Paper-Scissors Technique Is Unstoppable (and pretty risky, too).

he doesn't want to talk about it

"Ah, enough already about the fish," Mr Rosen said. "I wish I never said anything about it. I'm getting so many calls every day, I've stopped answering. Israel, London, Miami, Brooklyn... they all want to hear about the talking fish."

Pulp Phantom

"What does Darth Vader look like?"
"Well, um, he's black?"
"Go on."
"And, and, he's shiny?"