Monday, February 28, 2005

"The Crackers"

Yet another riff on "The Gates". Sadly, as Christo's Gates start coming down today, the Somerville Gates are already gone, as the cleaning lady, she has come.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Abandoned Stations

Totally worth a field trip to check these out. I've seen a few already, and it's eerie cool.

Blogging the bloggers

Slate has started keeping tabs on the bloggers. Wonder how long it will take me to make it onto their radar.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

I actually like Chuck

And I think that this stream of unfounded rants about Chuck Klosterman is fine evidence of what a trashy rag NYPress is.

so some French women do get fat

But apparently it's the Americans fault anyway.

Well, that's not allt he article is saying, to be fair. Yet, I have noticed over the past 10-15 years, in Italy, that they've started to eat like us, with frozen yogurt shops replacing gelaterias, and that suddenly everyone is on a diet.

Sad, isn't it?

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

No more fear...

.. no more loathing.

good night to the Good Doctor

Author Hunter S. Thompson was 67.

Bill Clinton is a Rock Star

And now even the evil old Number 41 realizes it.

Since New York Times stories expire, here's a snip for you:

White House Bond: Teamed by No. 43, 41 and 42 Hit It Off
By ELISABETH BUMILLER
...
When Mr. Bush went to the dedication of Mr. Clinton's presidential library in Little Rock, Ark., with the current president and former President Jimmy Carter in November, the 41st and 42nd presidents talked at times with such familiarity that former staff members were taken aback.

"President Clinton was walking with all the presidents, and former President Bush says, 'Bill, what are you doing with this property back here?' " said Representative Rahm Emanuel, an Illinois Democrat was a top aide to Mr. Clinton. "It only sticks with me because it seemed so 'friendlike.' "

More recently, Mr. Bush and Mr. Clinton, whom President Bush appointed last month as his representatives in raising money for tsunami relief, were seen joking with each other as they sat side by side at the Super Bowl, where they had been invited by the National Football League.
...

"Frankly, President Bush likes Clinton a lot," Roland Betts, a close friend of the president, said. "He says he thinks he's a terrific person. He's not judging his administration. He just likes being around him."
...

The warming trend continued a few weeks later, when the president unveiled Mr. Clinton's official portrait at the White House with such gracious words that aides said Mr. Clinton was stunned. Mr. Bush praised Mr. Clinton as a man "with far-ranging knowledge of public policy, a great compassion for people in need and the forward-looking spirit the Americans like in a president."

Mr. Clinton reddened and his eye teared as he acknowledged: "I had mixed feelings coming here today, and they were only confirmed by all those kind and generous things you've said. Made me feel like I was a pickle stepping into history."

By the time of Mr. Clinton's library dedication, he and the Bushes were falling over one another with accolades. But the 41st president spoke about the man who bested him in 1992 in personal and revealing terms.

"It always has to be said that Bill Clinton was one of the most gifted American political figures in modern times," Former President Bush said. "Trust me. I learned this the hard way."

Let's Get It Fugging

I can't believe this woman is sleeping with my "other" boyfriend. Just say no to Crystal Meth, kids!

For those of you who can't keep my fantasy life straight: my husband, my boyfriend on the side, and my other boyfriend. There, that's not so hard, right?

Friday, February 18, 2005

MS Guide to L33tsp3ak

Courtesy of Robb: A parent's primer to computer slang.

And thanks to Jenove: Fo-shizzle.

Pope v. Bono -- Who's peacier?

Now I'm a practicing Catholic, I ate fish today and everything. But so is Bono; he'd get my vote.

Gates in Space!

More Gates, evermore Gates.

See the Little Gray Book Lectures, live.

Next Thursday, the 24th. Do it, observe Presidents' Day, Observed.

deeper, throatier, yet still only occasionally pornographic.

deep throat

deeper throat

WoodStein's legacy

deep throatier

deep throat again and again, oh, god again

not really deep throat

Bush throat

RMV Express Lane - Thank You

I am once again a legal, fully-licensed driver:

The Requested License Renewal Transaction has been successfully processed on 02/18/2005 at 15:55:30.

Your renewed license will be mailed to you. If your current license has expired, you cannot legally operate a vehicle until you receive your renewed license, unless you print and carry this e-mail with you along with your expired license. The bearer of this e-mail has successfully renewed his/her Massachusetts license. The license is in good standing and is not currently expired, suspended, or revoked.
Thank God for that new-fangled internet!

A genuine hipster from Hell...

I still can't quite believe it myself, I'm actually planning on going to see Constantine.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

dining in a tenement

I'm checking out Tenement Lounge for dinner tonight. From what I've seen on their site, it looks great. I'll let you know how it goes....

Saffron in the Bay State

Behold the beauty and wonder of The Somerville Gates. (Thanks, Jeff!)

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Hey, hey, we're the Spongmonkeys!

They love the moon, they once loved the subs, and I still love them. And I'm not the only one. Seth Stevenson of Slate gets it too.

Unfortunately, Quiznos doesn't anymore. The Spongmonkeys have been fired in favor of a gruff-talking baby.

Omniscient or unreliable?

Some thoguhts on omniscient narrators, unreliable narrators, interminable death scenes, and other literary points of view.