I've been offered an advanced degree. No, not an honorary degree from the alma mater; this is wa-a-ay better:
U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S
Obtain a prosperous future, money earning (sic) power,
and the admiration of all.
Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities based on your present knowledge and life experience. No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.
See, if I'd known it was only going to earn me the admiration of some, I wouldn't have wasted all that time and money on a degree from an accredited university.
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