I am sitting at my desk, weeping with laughter. Seriously.
Told you, I don't actually need television reception. It couldn't have been any more entertaining than this is.
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.