"Intraurethral introduction of a pencil"? Ewww ew ew ew!
Honestly, how could that have seemed like a good idea? And if you're going to go ahead with it ahyway, you really should take it slow.
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I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.
Overheard: I'm like the Chrysler Building; I'm so underrated! But I'm not like the Empire State Building. I don't want you in me, I just want you to look at me from afar.
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- Wicked Good Guide to Boston English. Learn the terminology; I'll make way more sense, promise.
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- Intern George, my husband is both eloquent and helpful around the office!
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- Veiled Conceit, pseudo-aristocratic vanity.
- 1001 Monkeys
- Overheard in New York
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- Reader, avoiding her dissertation with poise.
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September
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- yes, sir, that's my rainblow
- Star Trek Cribs
- Knit to last
- back once again in crisis mode
- The Coloring Box
- Bored bored bored
- Holy crap! The Great Monkey Project!
- it gets me auf
- The first step is knowing you have a problem
- Very Slowly and I Am CELLPHONE You
- Snakes on a Train - Gawker
- me and my lumberjack...
- How the other half lives....
- Play safe, people!
- Yes, Suri, that's his baby
- Party Girl
- Pop-up kitten tissue
- What I Like In A Man: BALLS
- dream a little dream of me
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1 comment:
I went to high school with the author of the second link. Nice to see him making good.
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