"Intraurethral introduction of a pencil"? Ewww ew ew ew!
Honestly, how could that have seemed like a good idea? And if you're going to go ahead with it ahyway, you really should take it slow.
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.