Trooper stops naked couple in SUV
Please note that Washington State does not feel that embracing while driving is, in and of itself, gross -- because they're not 4th graders up in that state house. However, drunken driving is TOTALLY gross.
Also? I'm going to Seattle in two weeks, so I'lll report back on any drunken nudity I find there.
(have you all missed me? My absence is totally legitimate, I assure you. But rather than explain myself, for now I'm just going to keep reading the paper for your benefit.)