Wednesday, June 04, 2008

My husband the free man

So Clooney is single again because "Sarah Said Too Much"? George, dear, let's review the facts:

  • You are private, and shield yourself from the intrusions of fame behind a wall of humor
  • I shield myself behind a fake blog identity
  • You don't want your girlfriend using you to advance her career
  • I have my own career, thanks.
  • You have a house in Italy
  • I have a house in Italy. Also, I speak Italian.

Darling, I wouldn't even want to walk the red carpet. You can go to those events on your own.

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