- You are private, and shield yourself from the intrusions of fame behind a wall of humor
- I shield myself behind a fake blog identity
- You don't want your girlfriend using you to advance her career
- I have my own career, thanks.
- You have a house in Italy
- I have a house in Italy. Also, I speak Italian.
Darling, I wouldn't even want to walk the red carpet. You can go to those events on your own.