... and drunk dialing isn't good enough, Google introduces Mail Goggles.
Dude, I wish the Cokehead Alcoholic had had some kind of filter like this...
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.