"Grilling is a quickie on the kitchen table. Barbecue is tantric."
God I love Slate. Someone get me a job there, quick!
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.