Tuesday, May 31, 2005

washed away

I got in the shower this morning after my run (yes, I'm still training, congratulate me all you want) and it looked ... different. Things were out of place, bottles left open, general disarray. At first I thought, "what the hell, did someone break in and use my shower while I was away this weekend?"

Then I remembered, I hadn't showered in Brooklyn since I'd done so with the Bachelor Thursday night. And just like that, tidying up went from chore to pleasant memory. Next time, baby, I'll show you the ropes (where I keep them, that is).

5 comments:

Personalidade Bloguinho Portuga said...

Ropes? As in bonding? You wild girl!

The Irishman said...

Glad to see someone had a wild weekend! Good for you! And for the record... showering with a partner is always the best (before, after, or better yet during).

Just wait a little while on the handcuffs... we men need a bit of a comfort zone before we want to play mr. policeman :)

Maggie said...

Aw, I wouldn't have even mentioned the ropes if he hadn't already asked if I had handcuffs. Which I do (from college; they have my fraternity letters on them!) but I'm not sure where the keys are, so I figured rope would be a suitable counter-offer.

Before and after were fine, but the during got a bit treacherous, which is how the apartment got kinda flooded. Any advice, Irishman?

The Irishman said...

Well if it got flooded, how long were you in there for? I'm just jealous you had that much sex this weekend! Showers were definitely meant for quickies, also because of all the pruning hands from the water. It does however give you a snake peak at what the person would like with wrinkles ;)

Just make sure you have a good surface on the floor of the shower (like one of those sticky matts) to keep your footing...or whatever else you may be resting on a surface :)

No one wants to go to the emergency room and explain how they hurt themselves trying some freaky position in the shower...

Maggie said...

I have a funny emergency room/shower story for you, sir. But I'll save it to tell you over a Jameson's sometime.

Sticky mat, good idea...