Crash Davis: It's time to work on your interviews.Now I'd say that was my favorite scene, but who are we kidding? They're all my favorite scene.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: My interviews? What do I gotta do?
Crash Davis: You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time."
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Got to play... it's pretty boring.
Crash Davis: 'Course it's boring, that's the point. Write it down.
Sigh, remember when Kostner was good?
Carman and Crash had something else in common, too. They respected the game and the fans.