DIEpods!

I told you that iPods in public are dangerous!

(I do love, however, the side note that we are better than men at multitasking. So true. I once, once, drove with the Bachelor, and he simultaneously annoyed me with his timidity and scared the shit out of me with his incompetence. This was a man who totaled his car because he was changing the CD. I, on the other hand, can talk on the phone, eat a slice of pizza, and change the radio, all while driving my stick shift like a NYC cab driver -- or, as Dad likes to say, like Mario Andretti.)