The Imaginary Socialite "thought Chanel bags would be cheaper in Paris.
[She] was wrong.
In fact, they’re more expensive because right now, the Euro is higher than Amy Winehouse."
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.