Friday, January 13, 2006

Those wacky Islamic clerics

Remember kids, all sex is bad and dirty. Since you can't win, might as well have crazy circus sex with boys young enough to be your son, I say.

No, wait, no, I didn't mean that. No sex, BAD sex! Must never be naked, must take showers in a white nightgown.

In other news, tried out my new Rabbit last night. It didn't do it for me, which sucks, beause it's not like I can return it now, and even with a 20% discount, it still wasn't cheap.

2 comments:

The Irishman said...

Another woman with a Rabbit. Sorry it didn't hit the "spot" for you....

That was so bad, yet I can't stop laughing. Hope all is well Maggie! Sorry I've been MIA but needed some time away from everything. Hope to talk to you soon :)

Maggie said...

Hey stranger! Was wondering what had happened to you. Nice to see you're back around.

I've been MIA a bit too of late, so you won't get any complaints from me. Maybe someday soon I'll have a few calm moments to catch up on this here blog thing. In the meantime, I look forward to hearing from you.