Remember kids, all sex is bad and dirty. Since you can't win, might as well have crazy circus sex with boys young enough to be your son, I say.
No, wait, no, I didn't mean that. No sex, BAD sex! Must never be naked, must take showers in a white nightgown.
In other news, tried out my new Rabbit last night. It didn't do it for me, which sucks, beause it's not like I can return it now, and even with a 20% discount, it still wasn't cheap.
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Hey stranger! Was wondering what had happened to you. Nice to see you're back around.
I've been MIA a bit too of late, so you won't get any complaints from me. Maybe someday soon I'll have a few calm moments to catch up on this here blog thing. In the meantime, I look forward to hearing from you.
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