Things that are not at all related to the secret:
my sex life
Brad or Angelina
... umm ...
Well, I was making this list up in my head as I was stumbling back home from the subway this morning, trying to distract myself from the waves of nausea. Pretty understandable, I think, that I've forgotten it before I managed to post it.
Guesses will be entertained, but neither confirmed nor denied.