Skip the diet, and bring on the brainy babies!
(oops, forgot to call the sperm bank again today. I'm a bad mom...)
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.