I am moderately attractive, fairly successful in my career, and absolutely no good at playing dumb. Clearly, I will never get another date.
Good thing I have a nice boyfriend, who so far seems to think I'm good enough!
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.