Auntie Amanda saw this and thought of me. Isn't she the sweetest?
(yes, yes she is, in case you were stumped...)
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.