To quote from Slate, I am a:
disillusioned acolyte whose initial adoration has curdled into venom.
It's just sad when you wake up in a good mood, and get depressed as soon as you enter the building.
I am an entropy magnet.
-- Less talk, more monkeys.
-- Indulge often. Welcome temptation. Resist nothing. Satisfy always.
-- Delicious and Nutritious!
-- More drinking, less driving.
-- Admit it, so are you.