Wow, and you thought your dad put a lot of pressure on you. Almost makes you want to join the hikikomori, doesn't it?

Power trip

If your day at work is sucking and you need to feel a little more powerful, try this.

Red-eye reduction

Here you go. Enjoy it. But please don't ask me to explain it. I just got off a red-eye, and an aptly named one, too, since I ran out of saline (and no, I did not follow any of the advice in those columns either; I even watched the movie).