Wednesday, August 25, 2004

independant woman, daddy's girl

As much as I complain about being single, it's no secret that I resist dating as much as possible, and most of my friends think I don't really want to get married. Maybe this is why I'm so gun-shy. Looks like it's not that unreasonable that the only man I really trust is my dad.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Diplomatic Immunity

My boss just called me the "Goodwill Ambassador" for our department, presumably because I'm friendly with people all over the company.

I wish that new title came with a free parking space in the company lot out back....

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Bald geishas?

I had no idea geisha hairstyles were so excruciating. They can weigh up to six pounds, and all geishas eventually lose their hair from the harsh styling.

Monday, August 02, 2004

Status Anxiety in the District

The Washington Post asks the infamously pervasive D.C. question: "What do you do?" and considers its meaning in District society, as well as human nature. Everyone's been telling me that DC is just as status-obsessed as New York, and I can't escape it by moving there. Well, at least they're self-aware....