Okie!

Wow, turns out I like a Oklahoma accent.

Code Monkey!

Code Monkey very simple man. Code Monkey like you.

I'm in your PC, stealing your internets

"oh hi, I upgraded your RAM."

Marmaduke is a l33t h4x0r

Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke.

No, no, *I* am un chien Andalou

So, today, I go into work after a sick day out of office yesterday, and instead of catching up on all the stuff I missed, I decide to watch Un Chien Andalou on YouTube, basically because I've never seen it before, and after the cultural wasteland of PubNight last night, I felt the need for a bit of intellectualism.

Once that's done, I switch over to my daily dose of blog-surfing, and what did Bostonist have listed yesterday, but a screening of the film at the Harvard Archives! And here I was bitching about the poor quality of the YouTube video. So excited, and also a little freaked at my continued Zeitgeist surfing....

Anyone want to come see it with me?

Bad italian, but hot designer

He was hot and compelling enough to draw me into watching Runway; he was hot and compelling enough to win it!

Told you so.

Yay, Jeffrey!

Is This Anderson's "Latinization"? - Gawker

Faguar! I love it!

It's tricky

So, am I the last person to know that the gays are linguistically bonded with the hookers? I was all confused when I read:

"I brought home a trick the other night and he puked in my underwear drawer."

And no, it wasn't for money, just for vomit.

House of [Fashion] Worship

"Look, all I have to say is 'Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and fuck off, Angela.' "

can't
stop
laughing!

And for the record, I think the neck tat is HOT. I'm pretty sure the only reason I started paying attention to the show this season, after utterly ignoring the first two seasons, was because of shots of Jeffrey in his dandy suit and his tats in the early promos.

And the only people who don't get how hot he is, and are annoyed by his outlaw rawker act, are the kids from the not-cool table who are still pouting over high school.

my buddy

The best thing about fuckbuddies -- they don't notice that you've gained 15 pounds since you last hooked up, they only notice that your rack is looking bigger, and they have no complaints!

Me and George and lots of sex

Check out what I saw on the BANG Showbiz wire this morning:

George Clooney will never run for president - because he's had too much sex. The 'Ocean's Thirteen' star - who has dated a string of stunning women including Teri Hatcher and Renée Zellweger - is convinced his racy past would ruin his chances.

He revealed: "I couldn't run for office. I've slept with far too many women. I have a very keen interest in political issues, but if I decided to run for office there would be a few juicy stories dragged back from the depths." He added: "I've also done far too many drugs and been to too many wild parties."

Clooney is not the only Hollywood actor who has ruled himself out of a race for the White House. Robin Williams, a reformed alcoholic and drug addict, also admits his colourful past automatically rules him out. He revealed at the New Yorker Festival: "I would never run for office - because I make Bill Clinton look Amish."

However, Williams thinks Jack Nicholson should go into politics because he would be happy to be open about his past. Impersonating 'The Departed' star's voice, he said: "Jack would say, 'Sex scandals? What do you want? I've done 'em all. Twice. And I have it on tape!'"

See, we're so perfect for each other -- my George and me have so much in common! Okay, I didn't know about the drugs, and ordinarily that would put me off. But sometimes you have to make concessions for the one you love.

Happy Lumberjack Day!

Holy, maple-soaked crap! Lumberjack Day was last week, and I missed it! Admittedly, I was in Italy for a funeral, and also I'm totally disenamored of the Lumberjack, but still... how about that Zeitgeist, hmm?

Muppets in a sporty Matrix

Muppets like we've never seen them before. For more fabulous muppet clips, check them out on YouTube.
All leading to the ultimate cross-over -- Muppets on Sports Night!!!!!!!!!