My fellow Rockstars,
It saddens me greatly that there will be no Night of 50 Questions next Monday, or any other Monday, for that matter. Dr. Fact has passed to his final tequila bar. We have been asked to try to contain our grief, and to go on with our lives.
If you'd like to keep the Rockstar flame burning, let me know. There are countless other trivia nights in this trivial city. If you'd rather lay your rockstar aspirations to rest along with Dr. Fact, it was nice being clever with you.